20 Q. Jacinta Zamora: Andi, please help me spend a lot of money

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2 min readFeb 25, 2022

Last year, Andi was contacted with the following heart-wrenching story:

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am Mrs. Jacinta Zamora a Widow suffering from ovarian cancer my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i might not live more than two months, my doctor confirm the cancer has gotten to a very worst dangerous stage, my late husband and my only child died few years ago, his death was politically motivated, my late husband was a very rich and wealthy business man, he was running his cocoa timber plantation business in Côte d’Ivoire.

After his death, I started managing all his business and wealth, my late husband deposited Us4.5 million dollars in one of the bank here he wanted to use the fund to expand his cocoa timber plantation business to other African countries before his sudden death. I struggle to write you this memorandum in tears while searching for a reliable and honest person to help me donate the fund to orphanages in your country. I want God to have mercy on me and accept my soul, so I decided to charities churches motherless babies’ temples less privileged and Give widows alms, Therefore, I have instructed my bank manager to transfer the capital to a foreigner that will apply before I passed on. The bank already has the doctor’s report of my physical condition confirming I will not live longer. 80% of this total amount is for donation, the remaining 20% is for you

Kindly respond immediately

Mrs. Jacinta Zamora

As Andi is not a very fast writer, it took them some time to compose a proper response, which I sent to Mrs. Jacinta Zamora on their behalf. I hope it reaches them in time to start a fruitful discussion. This is what Andi said, I hope it offers Mrs. Zamora some comfort:

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Does Andi even understand the concept of an orphanage?

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