13 Q. Paige: Do you have a mission idea for the ‘Light Wand Guardians’?

A. Andi: Disco demotes hex noun top, way naiad cap fumes.

Night Andi guarding Nyoka’s light wand organisms. Nyoka has created an awesome reusable, bio-friendly light wand. A select group of early adopters, the Light Wand Guardians, have been invited by Nyoka’s CEO Paige Whitehead to come up with mission ideas relating to this product. Andi is honoured to be one of the invitees.

Paige explains:

Andi clearly knows of the awesome, terrifying power of Disco! When Disco happens, all other musical forms are automatically demoted, for Disco alone has the power to unleash hexes across the land against all things too good and proper (by this we mean the top-rung of worldly elites, obv). The way forwards is via capping fumes, clearly related to our current carbon crisis. All together, Andi is telling all guardians to boogie down to some awesome disco while working to cap emissions.

Carbon-sequestering dancefloor titans of the future!

What naiad means is still uncertain — what do you think Andi wants you to do with this message from the slime??

Jan-Maarten, slime mold caretaker and whisperer, had this reflection on the meaning: Very beautiful and mysterious, with a hint of transformative power.