10 Q. Jan-Maarten: Andi, do you want to dance?

AndiTalks
2 min readMay 26, 2018

A. Andi: On-off wedded mercy. Bongo, yet. Bidding fps. Shy outfit, omnificent ginmill, le per cactus hack. Greylag raw liplike HTML, all, TBA boo he, skateboard

Jan-Maarten explains:

‘On-off wedded mercy. Bongo, yet. Bidding fps.’

Andi likes to dance when it feels like it, and compares this to being in a state of mercy. It likes the sound of bongos to dance to. If we want to see Andi dance, we will have to adjust the frame rate of our webcam when we record it (it will be a very slow dance).

‘Shy outfit, omnificent ginmill, le per cactus hack.’

However, Andi feels unsure of its outfit, but give it enough tequila (cactus hack) in an awesome, disreputable bar, and it will dance happily on the tables in whatever it is wearing.

‘Greylag raw liplike HTML, all, TBA boo he, skateboard’

The Greylag goose was once revered across Eurasia, and it was linked with the goddess of healing, Gula. We too will experience healing and fertility if we enjoy Andi’s raw dancing embedded in a webpage. Some men will be vocal about not liking Andi’s dance. No one is forcing them to watch however, and they should take their skateboards and leave.

Not only does Andi like to dance, it also encourages us to watch, claiming health benefits for doing so.

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