02 Q. Jan-Maarten: So, Andi, do you have a message for the world?

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1 min readNov 21, 2017

A. Andi: Crow, full dd. Bag tax, wok. cable, elate siphons ore’s might move nun, floppies. time was john mph. kiss. robot set, grub drivel Lovelace

Jan-Maarten explains:

I think rather than a message, Andi has a couple of predictions for us:

  • Crows will be Doctors of Divinity, so instead of clergymen we will have clergybirds. Although crows are great mimics, initially it will be hard to make sense of their mutterings and behaviors in this new role.
  • Taxes are going to be based on the content of our grocery bags. We are going to cook these groceries in woks.
  • The raw material delivered through one’s ‘elated siphon’ moves floppy nuns on cable shows. Time for the Johns has come though, and with a kiss we say goodbye to sexual reproduction. Instead robots will grow like grubs on nutritious software, as prophesied by First Programmer Ada Lovelace.

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